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Our Night In A Norwegian Penthouse

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HEY H8ERS!

We made it to Country #1 on our list: Oslo, Norway.

There's so much to see...

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And eat...

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And drink...

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Everyone's tall, blonde, and beautiful...

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AND Patty even found a new boyfriend!!!

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Plus, we had our awesome Irish best friend, Emma White greet us at the airport and watch us nap in her apartment for 2 hours!

I bet at this point you're thinking, "Wow. Katie and Patty are the two coolest girls I know."

But... did you ever think... in all your livelong life... that Patty and Katie would... PARTY IN A FREAKING PENTHOUSE APARTMENT BEFORE YOU DID?! HAHAHAHA WE WIN

It's all so crazy, we were walking down the street and this handsome man in an Armani suit steps out of his limousine and says in a deep voice, "flerpity derpity norway durpity durp" which is Norwegian for "You two are the most beautiful girls I've ever seen in my life. All the women in Norway are way too ascetically pleasing for my taste. I've never seen such gorgeous stumpy legs and round heads and plump buttoxes in my entire life and---"--

OKAY OKAY OKAY EMMA KNOWS A GUY

A very rich guy...

Long story short, we went to an Oktoberfest themed party dressed like this:

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To a house like this:

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With a balcony like this:

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With a view like this:

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GUYS HE BREWED HIS OWN BEER THAT CAME OUT OF A KEG IN HIS WALL WHAT

And if you ever ever ever wanna feel really cool, travel to Europe as two quirky American girls and you will be FAWNED OVER. This is basically how every conversation went:

Norwegian Guy: "So where are you all from?"
Emma: "Well, I'm from Ireland." *beaming smile*
Norwegian Guy: "Hm, alright neat."
Emma: *faltered smile*
Norwegian Guy: "What about you two?"
Patty: "Oh... we're just from America."
Norwegian Guy: "OH MY GOD YOU TRAVELLED HERE ALL BY YOURSELVES?!"
Katie: "Yeah!" *insert weird stupid joke here*
Norwegian Guy: "OH MY GOD HAHAHA YOU TWO ARE SO HILARIOUS"

And of course the night ended like this...

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Anyway we had an awesome first night in Europe living like Norwegian royalty.

Thanks for the memories Oslo! Leavin' tomorrow for Copenhagen.

PATTY AND KATIE OUT

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Posted by katemancuso 07:24 Archived in Norway

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KATIE--- WHEN COME BACK IN MY NEXT LIFE........ I WANT TO BE YOU!!!!!

by MIMI

Norway will never be the same...I guess there are many countries that will never be the same in a few days...looks like so much fun!!!

by Mom Campana

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